What you are about to read is all taken from a real life G-Chat.
Me:so many strange things have happened in that office
Previous Co-Worker: Yes,
yes they have. And they keep
happening. How about this. Remember the lady with the extra small eyes
and the super thick glasses. One year at
Halloween she wore a super low dress to the point her boobies were hanging out?
Me: the one who is blind and likes to do crafts
with cats? or the awkward one who acts way younger than she is and is obsessed
with habitat for humanity?
Previous Co-worker: no no crafts with cats
that one
Me: wow, if i didn't know these people really
existed i would think we were really good at making people up!
yes i know her
Previous Co-Worker: Well, she came into the office the other day
and said we needed to call 911 for her.
So we did. And when she explained
why, i almost died.
Me: why???
Previous Co-Worker: For Halloween, she drew on herself with
Permanent Marker to make tattoos and spiderwebs. Then she was scared because she was
"turning black"
Me: haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what?!
Previous Co-Worker: When she explained this to the EMT, he said,
"well it's because you drew on yourself with 'black' marker"
Me: that is really funny.
Previous Co-Worker: and she said, "I know, but look, it's
spreading"
Previous Co-Worker: He asked if she tried washing it and she said
yes, and he said, then it smudged.
You're not turning black ma'am
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i miss those people
Previous Co-Worker: lol not me
Me: the crazy, annoying, and sometimes smelly
people
And I mean it... I am OK with my current position for now... but I can't wait to get back to working with the crazies. :)
(please note: all statements were made in amusement. I really do love those people! :) )
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